January 2008 Archives
Howard thinks the bells could do with being a bit louder.
Howard sez: "YOU'RE SUPPOZED TO TAKE PICTUREZ OF UZ WHERE WE LOOKZ HUGE IN RELATION TO THE RESTZ OF THE ELEMENTZ IN THE SHOT."
In other words, you're doing it wrong!
Weevil goes with christ, Brav.
THIS BIKE IZ YOURZ?? I CAN RIDEZ PINION?
RAWR!
Howard could totally get into riding a motorcycle. How perfect for a monster.
Iz dis where da cheez iz?
Weevil has many computers. All of them better than yours. He has heard of Apple, but he does not approve. (Incidentally, Weevil much prefers HTC products to the iPhone)
WHAT'S WRONG? WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING??
Fear us. For we will rule the world. And eat all your faces.
Baals asked these children to be his friend. They all said no, and mocked him from being part of an extinct species. Baals will be barbequing these children shortly, with bit of corn on the cob and coleslaw on the side.
Meet Baals. He recently arrived to Earth, from Planet Plushomania. Baals would like to be your friend. Would you like to be his? You *can* say no, but then Baals will eat your face.
Why are you freaking out? Was it something Howard said?
RAWR!!!
Howard can smell the fear on you...it is most pungent.
Do you mind if he comes a little bit closer?
Cheap and cheerful food for monsters on the Kings Road.
The English language is confusing to him.
Hey lady, Howard needs to validate your Oyster Card.
Howard is on his way into central London to do some shopping.
Howard is back in the office after XMas break. People are already starting to make ridiculous demands of him. Fortunately, he will have his revenge.
Just as soon as he gets off of Facebook.
